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अजनबी हूँ मैं

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:56:46 +0000

अजनबी हूँ मैं
रफ्ता रफ्ता मैं तुम्हें अच्छा लगुंगा
अजनबी हूँ आज कल अपना लगुंगा,
रेत जीतनी प्यास लेकर जब छुओगे,
मैं हूँ तो साहिल पर तुम्हे दरिया लगुंगा…

सल्तनत एहसास की तुमको मिली तो,
मैं तुम्हे जागीर का हिस्सा लगूँगा,
बंद करके आँख जब देखोगे मुझको,
कल सुबह देखा हुआ सपना लगूँगा……….

गर महसूस मुझको दिल से कर सकोगे,
प्यार का बहता हुआ झरना लगूँगा,
मेरे होटों की अजब तासीर है ये,
में हूँ समंदर पर तुम्हें प्यासा लगूँगा…….

मुझको खोकर जिंदगी में जब मिलोगे,
क्या पता मैं उस समय कैसा लगूँगा,
रफ्ता रफ्ता मैं तुम्हे अच्छा लगूँगा,
अजनबी हूँ आज कल अपना लगूँगा……

Have a Nice Day

admin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:45:42 +0000

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!

An excellent saying…… …. “The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”Gud morning…

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

look at the SUN
&
you c TIME..
look in the HEART
&
you c LOVE..
look in the EYES
&
you c LIFE..
look at ur MOBILE
&
c who’s
REMEMBERING U!!!

Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

There r times i find my hands full of frenz…i wnt2 hold thm hard as i fear losing them.I laugh whn i realiz dat they r d ones holdin me. . . Thanks 4bein1..

People die younger, because god loves them so much., You’re still on earth, bcoz there’s someone who loves you more than god…and you know who it is thats me

Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg

Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile… Good aft

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life. Be hopeful..

Thinking Hard about Life

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:23:00 +0000

Here i am sitting in my office @ night

Thinking hard about life

How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks

but then why it gives lesss happiness

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe

but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger

But then why there is less hunger

Here i am sitting in my office @ night

Thinking hard about life

How it changed

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on

but then why there are less places to go on

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day

but then why its feels like shop is far away

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package

but then why there are less calls & more messages

Here i am sitting in my office @ night

Thinking hard about life

How it changed

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey

But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop

but then why there is less time to put it on

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate

But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz

Here i am sitting in my office @ night

Thinking hard about life

How it changed

Wah Wah Gwalior

admin — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:38:00 +0000

WAH WAH Gwalior…

Woh Nayi sadak ka sama, woh Brijwasi ki chaat,

Woh monica ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.

Woh pandit sweet ki mithai, woh ICH ka dosa,

Woh srinath ki pav bhaji aur Jain ka samosa.

Woh tempu ka saffer, woh phool bag ki hawa,

Woh Maheshwari Park ki raunak aur Laxmi bai colony ka sama.

Woh January ki kadake ki sardi, woh baarishon ke
mahiney,

Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.

Woh holi ki masti, woh doston ki toli,

Woh diwali ke patakhe aur janmashtmi ki roli

Woh Kila gate ki patange aur woh Cricket ka khel,

Woh ghar ki chat pe Cricket aur colony ke ladkon ka chaurahe pe mail.

Woh padav ka mahol, Woh chambal ghati se ati thandi leheren

Woh Sarafa ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.

Woh Loha mandi ki galiyan , woh KRG ki ladkiyan.

Woh Roxy ki balcony aur woh Agarwal ki pooriyan

Woh Nazar bagh ki market, wo highway ke dhabe

Woh poorane Gwalior ki raaste ,jahan humne safar hain kaate

Letter to Lord Krishna

admin — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:23:00 +0000

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to Krishna and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write Krishna a letter.

**************
Letter 1

Dear Krishna,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby

**************
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.

**************
Letter 2

Dear Krishna,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
**************
Letter 3

Dear Krishna,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby
**************
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to Krishna either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

**************
Letter 4

Krishna,

I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Bobby

**************

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to temple.

Bobby’s mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby’s mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.

Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Bobby began to write his letter to Krishna.

**************
Letter 5

Krishna,

I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!

बालिका से वधु

admin — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:45:00 +0000

माथे में सेंदूर पर छोटी दो बिंदी चमचम-सी,
पपनी पर आँसू की बूँदें मोती-सी, शबनम-सी।
लदी हुई कलियों में मादक टहनी एक नरम-सी,
यौवन की विनती-सी भोली, गुमसुम खड़ी शरम-सी।

पीला चीर, कोर में जिसकी चकमक गोटा-जाली,
चली पिया के गांव उमर के सोलह फूलोंवाली।
पी चुपके आनंद, उदासी भरे सजल चितवन में,
आँसू में भींगी माया चुपचाप खड़ी आंगन में।

आँखों में दे आँख हेरती हैं उसको जब सखियाँ,
मुस्की आ जाती मुख पर, हँस देती रोती अँखियाँ।
पर, समेट लेती शरमाकर बिखरी-सी मुस्कान,
मिट्टी उकसाने लगती है अपराधिनी-समान।

भींग रहा मीठी उमंग से दिल का कोना-कोना,
भीतर-भीतर हँसी देख लो, बाहर-बाहर रोना।
तू वह, जो झुरमुट पर आयी हँसती कनक-कली-सी,
तू वह, जो फूटी शराब की निर्झरिणी पतली-सी।

तू वह, रचकर जिसे प्रकृति ने अपना किया सिंगार,
तू वह जो धूसर में आयी सुबज रंग की धार।
मां की ढीठ दुलार! पिता की ओ लजवंती भोली,
ले जायेगी हिय की मणि को अभी पिया की डोली।

कहो, कौन होगी इस घर तब शीतल उजियारी?
किसे देख हँस-हँस कर फूलेगी सरसों की क्यारी?
वृक्ष रीझ कर किसे करेंगे पहला फल अर्पण-सा?
झुकते किसको देख पोखरा चमकेगा दर्पण-सा?

किसके बाल ओज भर देंगे खुलकर मंद पवन में?
पड़ जायेगी जान देखकर किसको चंद्र-किरन में?
महँ-महँ कर मंजरी गले से मिल किसको चूमेगी?
कौन खेत में खड़ी फ़सल की देवी-सी झूमेगी?

बनी फिरेगी कौन बोलती प्रतिमा हरियाली की?
कौन रूह होगी इस धरती फल-फूलों वाली की?
हँसकर हृदय पहन लेता जब कठिन प्रेम-ज़ंजीर,
खुलकर तब बजते न सुहागिन, पाँवों के मंजीर।

घड़ी गिनी जाती तब निशिदिन उँगली की पोरों पर,
प्रिय की याद झूलती है साँसों के हिंडोरों पर।
पलती है दिल का रस पीकर सबसे प्यारी पीर,
बनती है बिगड़ती रहती पुतली में तस्वीर।

पड़ जाता चस्का जब मोहक प्रेम-सुधा पीने का,
सारा स्वाद बदल जाता है दुनिया में जीने का।
मंगलमय हो पंथ सुहागिन, यह मेरा वरदान;
हरसिंगार की टहनी-से फूलें तेरे अरमान।

जगे हृदय को शीतल करनेवाली मीठी पीर,
निज को डुबो सके निज में, मन हो इतना गंभीर।
छाया करती रहे सदा तुझको सुहाग की छाँह,
सुख-दुख में ग्रीवा के नीचे हो प्रियतम की बाँह।

पल-पल मंगल-लग्न, ज़िंदगी के दिन-दिन त्यौहार,
उर का प्रेम फूटकर हो आँचल में उजली धार।

रचनाकार: रामधारी सिंह ‘दिनकर’

Can I Borrow $25?

admin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:50:00 +0000

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’

DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.

SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?’ the man said angrily.

SON: ‘I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘If you must know, I make $50 an hour.’

SON: ‘Oh,’ the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I please borrow $25?’

The father was furious, ‘If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don’t work hard everyday for such childish frivolities. ‘

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn’t ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door.

‘Are you asleep, son?’ He asked.

‘No daddy, I’m awake,’ replied the boy.

‘I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier’ said the man. ‘It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the $25 you asked for.’

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. ‘Oh, thank you daddy!’ he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

‘Why do you want more money if you already have some?’ the father grumbled.

‘Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,’ the little boy replied.

‘Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.’

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

Love All

admin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:18:00 +0000

It’s another morning…
What the Heck .. Again I have to go to office.

Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today’s
news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??

Strange…

One sec… Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a
seviour pain in my chest, but I don’t remember anything after that,
I think I had a sound sleep.

Its morning now, ohh….. It’s already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and that bastard will get a chance to irritate
e.

Where is everyone…??? I screamed.

“I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check.” I said to
yself.

So many people….. Not all of them crying…
But why some of them crying…

WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor…

“I AM HERE” … I shouted!!! No one listen.
“LOOK I AM NOT DEAD” … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in
e.
They all were looking me on the bed.

I went back to my bed room.

“Am I dead??” I asked myself.

Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?

I found them in the next room, all of them were crying… still
trying to console each other.

My wife was crying… she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz
his mom was sad.

How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really
do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most
beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m … just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I
have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being
there always when I need them… and sorry for not being there when
they really need me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears…
Ohh… he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made
us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.

I went there.. And offered him my hand, “Dear friend… I just want
to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.”

No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving
his ego, I am saying sorry… even then!!!
I really don’t care for such people.

But one sec…. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see
my extended hand.
My goodness… AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying…

“OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…”
I just wasn’t to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that
how much I love them.

My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
“YOU R BEAUTIFUL” I shouted.
She didn’t hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I
never said this to her.

“GOD!!!!” I screamed… a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried…

One more chance please… to hug my child, to make my mom smile just
once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry
to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks
for still being in my life….

Then I looked up and cried!!!!

I shouted….

“GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!”

“You shouted in your sleep,” said my wife as she gently woke me up.
“Did you have a nightmare?”

I was sleeping….
Ohh that was just a dream….

My wife was there… she can hear me…
This is the happiest moment of my life…
I hugged her and whispered…. “U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING
WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE…. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR”

I can’t understand the reason of the smile on her face with some
tears in her eyes, still I m happy….

“THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.”

MORAL: You cannot start again with “love all “as like Tennis Match;
it’s your life match

Vo College ke Din

admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:43:00 +0000

सुबह सुबह घर से कूद कर दिवार पर जन
सिगरेट गली में जाना के पीना
वोह दातों को घड़ी घड़ी साफ़ करना

कॉलेज सबसे लेट जन और सर से

get from the class सुन के निकल जाना ,
बहार आ के स्य्स्तेम को दोष देना,
और कैंटीन जाना के टेबल पे डांस और गाने गाना,
पापा का डांटना और मम्मी का समझाना..
याद है सबसे अच्छा बहाना,
कॉलेज पास कर जाऊ पहले फीर है कमाना ,
दिल में सोचना ,
करके कुछ है दिख्नना
करियर प्लानिंग दिन और रात करना ,

कॉलेज की सबसे सुंदर लड़की को पटाना
और हाथो पे उसका नाम लिखना ,
खिड़की से झांकना और
उससे गिफ्ट बार बार देना,
ले के दोस्तों से उधार.

ऐसे ही गुसुरे है कुछ कॉलेज के दिन!

Types of Kisses

admin — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:12:00 +0000

Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!

Vacuum Kiss – While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

Quickie Kiss – When you’re in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

Tongue Sucking – A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner’s tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy

Trickle Kiss – Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner’s mouth while kissing.

Tiger Kiss – Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.

The Whipped Cream Kiss – Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It’s very seductive and passionate.

The Buzzing Kiss – Gently place your lips against your lover’s neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.

Teaser Kiss – Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.

Talking Kiss – Whisper sweet nothings into your partner’s mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, “I wasn’t kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth.”

Sip Kiss – Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.

Shoulder Kiss – Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Searching The Cavern – Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover’s navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.

Reverse Lips Kiss – It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.

Nip Kiss – This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

Neck Nibble Kiss – Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.

Lip Sucking Kiss – When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.

Lick Kiss – Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.

Letter Kiss – Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.

Mistletoe Kiss – Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.

Hot and Cold Kiss – Lick your partner’s lips so that they’re warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.

Hostage Kiss – Cover your lips with tape and get your love’s attention. When they come near, make noises like you’re trying to tell them something and motion as if you can’t get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you’re trying to say tell them: “I’ve been saving my lips all day just for you!” Then kiss your love passionately!

Hickey Kiss – The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.

Hand Kiss – Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.

Fruity Kiss – Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.

French Kiss – The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the “Soul Kiss” because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth’s breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this “The English Kiss”.

Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) – Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It’s an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

Forehead Kiss – The “motherly” kiss or “just friends” kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

Foot Kiss – An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Finger Kiss – While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

Eyelid Kiss – While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Eye Kiss – Hold your partner’s head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go… then slowly kiss up towards your partner’s eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

Eskimo Kiss – With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Earlobe Kiss – Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Cheek Kiss – A friendly, “I really like you” kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner’s shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Butterfly Kiss – With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.