Shailendra Dubey

सुबह सुबह घर से कूद कर दिवार पर जन
सिगरेट गली में जाना के पीना
वोह दातों को घड़ी घड़ी साफ़ करना

कॉलेज सबसे लेट जन और सर से

get from the class सुन के निकल जाना ,
बहार आ के स्य्स्तेम को दोष देना,
और कैंटीन जाना के टेबल पे डांस और गाने गाना,
पापा का डांटना और मम्मी का समझाना..
याद है सबसे अच्छा बहाना,
कॉलेज पास कर जाऊ पहले फीर है कमाना ,
दिल में सोचना ,
करके कुछ है दिख्नना
करियर प्लानिंग दिन और रात करना ,

कॉलेज की सबसे सुंदर लड़की को पटाना
और हाथो पे उसका नाम लिखना ,
खिड़की से झांकना और
उससे गिफ्ट बार बार देना,
ले के दोस्तों से उधार.

ऐसे ही गुसुरे है कुछ कॉलेज के दिन!

Popularity: 5% [?]

Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!

Vacuum Kiss – While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

Quickie Kiss – When you’re in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

Tongue Sucking – A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner’s tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy

Trickle Kiss – Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner’s mouth while kissing.

Tiger Kiss – Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.

The Whipped Cream Kiss – Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It’s very seductive and passionate.

The Buzzing Kiss – Gently place your lips against your lover’s neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.

Teaser Kiss – Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.

Talking Kiss – Whisper sweet nothings into your partner’s mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, “I wasn’t kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth.”

Sip Kiss – Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.

Shoulder Kiss – Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Searching The Cavern – Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover’s navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.

Reverse Lips Kiss – It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.

Nip Kiss – This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

Neck Nibble Kiss – Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.

Lip Sucking Kiss – When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.

Lick Kiss – Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.

Letter Kiss – Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.

Mistletoe Kiss – Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.

Hot and Cold Kiss – Lick your partner’s lips so that they’re warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.

Hostage Kiss – Cover your lips with tape and get your love’s attention. When they come near, make noises like you’re trying to tell them something and motion as if you can’t get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you’re trying to say tell them: “I’ve been saving my lips all day just for you!” Then kiss your love passionately!

Hickey Kiss – The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.

Hand Kiss – Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.

Fruity Kiss – Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.

French Kiss – The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the “Soul Kiss” because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth’s breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this “The English Kiss”.

Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) – Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It’s an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

Forehead Kiss – The “motherly” kiss or “just friends” kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

Foot Kiss – An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Finger Kiss – While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

Eyelid Kiss – While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Eye Kiss – Hold your partner’s head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go… then slowly kiss up towards your partner’s eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

Eskimo Kiss – With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Earlobe Kiss – Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Cheek Kiss – A friendly, “I really like you” kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner’s shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Butterfly Kiss – With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Popularity: 6% [?]

Professors of different subjects define meaning of kiss in different ways

* A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. – Prof. of Computer Science

* A kiss is two divided by nothing. – Prof. of Algebra

* A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. – Prof. of Geometry

* A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. – Prof. of Physics

* A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. – Prof. of Chemistry

* A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. – Prof. of Zoology

* A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. – Prof. of Physiology

* A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. – Prof. of Dentistry

* A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. – Prof. of Accountancy

* A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. – Prof. of Economics

* A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. – Prof. of
Statistics

* A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. – Prof. of Philosophy

* Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term. – Prof. of Engineering

* A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. – Prof. of English

Popularity: 10% [?]

To hide one lie , one has to tell too many lies. That is what happen to Satyam Computer a Hyderabad based IT company, 4th largest IT company of India. The gap in the Balance Sheet has arisen purely on account of inflated profits over a period of last several YEARS.

Raju , a Chairman and founder of Hyderabad based Sataym computer did such a big fraud, that local investor hit badly, widespread impact on the investors sentiments and brand India. When it happen in US with Enron , we never thought it can occur in India too.

Satyam news become Front page news for all News papers and channels.

“What started as a marginal gap between actual operating profit and the one reflected in the books of accounts continued to grow over the years,” Raju further said.

“It has attained unmanageable proportions as the size of the company operations grew significantly… The differential in the real profits and the one reflected in the books was further accentuated by the fact that the company had to carry additional resources and assets to justify higher level of operations thereby significantly increasing the costs,” he said.

Now what left behind is that cheated thousand of investors and bad name for Indian Entrepreneurs in world.

You might heard famous dialog of Sholey “Ma khetee hai soja beta , nahi to Gabber singh aa jiyga”. Investor of India will remember Raju as “Gabber Singh” of Indian financial world.

“Don’t invest in small , new entrepreneur , or startup company , Nahi to Raju …… “

Popularity: 5% [?]

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they are called.. “IT professionals”

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”

Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you..! “
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee….. Leave them to us.

Popularity: 6% [?]

आंसू न होते आँखों में
तो आँखे इतनी खुबसूरत न होती
दर्द न होता दिल में
तो खुशियों की कीमत न होती
पुरी होती सब मुरादे
तो खुदा की जरुरत न होती

Popularity: 7% [?]